Thursday, July 30, 2009

one from patrice

this morning i woke to more gray skies and rain. i wish someone would explain to whatever weather pattern is causing this to go rain where they need it and spare us a few days of sunshine.

yesterday my friend patrice sent me this joke via email and i think at this point it could be more true than funny:

a man dies and finds himself standing in line for Eternal Judgement. as he watches, he sees some souls ushered through the Pearly Gates, and some souls handed over to Satan to be tossed into the Pit of Fire. however, he also notices that a few souls Satan sets aside in a smaller pile beside the pit. finally, his curiousity gets the better of him and he leaves his place in line to investigate. "excuse me, mister prince of darkness sir," he says to the Big Bad Dude... "why are you throwing those people in the pile and not in the pit?" "oh," says Satan. "they're from new england and they're too wet to burn."

and furthermore, the war will end... i believe i believe i believe. blessed be.

4 comments:

Martha said...

LOL, that's funny!

Patrice said...

The devil made me say it. [grin]

Of course, it's not original with me!

kurious said...

Stay wet, Annie!!! That one may have landed you in the 'to be dried out pile'! ;-)

Bonnie said...

I needed a laugh first thing this morning...thanks. Especially since I'm a New Englander by birth. However, not to wet here in Central Florida. I'd sure take some of your rain.