too silly not to try

YOUR REAL NAME:
annie b. kelleher

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
catherine joseph

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
john joseph

4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
kelan

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
red dog

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
benedette somers-point

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
the purple alabama-slammer

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
aner

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
chocolate-mint brownie

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
daisy ten

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
kelizzle

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
black buddy

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
shai buttermint